Slender has a sequel! That sequel has a trailer! Here it is…
Oh god, he’s got fucking proxies now.
PREPARE TO BE UNSCARED LIKE YOU’VE NEVER BEEN UNSCARED BEFORE! YOU’LL HAVE NOT BEEN THIS APATHETIC TO A SO-CALLED “SCARY” GAME SINCE THE FIRST SLENDER!
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOO!
If Slender was executed properly, it’d be much better. Instead, it’s a mockery of the Slenderman mythos only good for jump scaring PewDiePie and other YouTube celebrities. (and it’s made people called Slenderman “Slender” because they know nothing of the mythos.)
Maybe if this new game has as story and doesn’t make you restart after every death, it’d be far better than the original Slender, and… Genuinely scary.
You know, like how ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY SCARY MarbleHornets was? The kind of horror that LINGERS IN YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG AFTER YOU WATCH IT?
Yeah. They should do something like that. None of the “ooga-booga-booga” shit. It’s gotten old.
